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"You have many options in life. Never make giving up one of them."

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

White parents : May I come in?
My Parents: abre la pinche puerta quien chingaos te dio permiso de echarle seguro ni que tu pagaras los pinches biles.

sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

11 hours ago358,077 plays

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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